Captain's Log

give-me-all-your-hopeless-hearts:

They’re cute. c:

bubblyambii:

fuckmegentlywitha2x4:

brock-obama:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

LOOOL

(Source: tubaeric)

man-in-punk:

I’m laughing so hard.

I was all by myself….

(Source: insomniacofthestate)

nicotinerampage:

frerardandgerardssunglasses:

destroya-bulletproofheart:

munching-on-souls:

gayforway:

iamyourdove:

fat-frank:

same

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same

same

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sAme

same

(Source: ohimtherebabyfrank)

yoitsadventuretime:

Alice in Adventure Time :D

{x}

Found this in my library’s “books to give away” box the other day. 

anthropomorphic-mop:

y0uinspiredme:

wanna be tumblr famous overnight?? click here & click yes!!

Jessica…

Innocently scrolling through tumblr. right as my mom walks downstairs and suddenly porn. EVERYWHERE.